You think marriage is a big commitment with your puny 77 year life expectancy? See you in the 22nd Century.

You think marriage is a big commitment with your puny 77 year life expectancy? See you in the 22nd Century.

My army is almost complete.

My army is almost complete.

Apparently, the Paris Peace Accords did not include tortoise protection. My Vietnam War rages on.

Apparently, the Paris Peace Accords did not include tortoise protection. My Vietnam War rages on.

Support the troops!

Support the troops!

Time: 13:00
Target: Mango
Mission: Annihilation

Time: 13:00
Target: Mango
Mission: Annihilation

The requisite turtle and tortoise delegation at Burning Man….must be nice to have wheels!

Her leggings attracted me. Thought she was a cactus.

Her leggings attracted me. Thought she was a cactus.

Roaming Santa Monica in search of friends, cactus fruit, and a cause. Militant tortoise pride.

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